The Legacy of Burritos

I have exercised more here in the last 5 days than I have in the past 3 months.

This is probably a good thing. I guess there is no better opportunity than this one to shed the legacy of Coronas, Burritos and Fajitas that has gathered around my waistline since our trip to Mexico. With all this time on my hands, if I don't shake 'em extra kg's, I will be a failure unto the Society of Kept Women.
I now understand why "the kept woman" is a reknowned slim creature.... She uses her ample free time exercising for hours in the gym or dabbling in little extra-marital affairs (both of which have been known to work up a sweat)
Gym, of course was my less preferred option, but seeing as it was only the (not-so-sultry) construction workers on the building site opposite our apartment that offered any hope of seduction, I have decided to beat the Burritos the honest way.
I did think also of posting pictures as part of my weight loss blog- but they couldn't shrink to fit and besides, I wasn't going to risk being reported to the Internet Police for obscene and unlawful imagery.